Funny birthday wishes

What is a funny way to wish someone a happy birthday? What are some good happy birthday greetings? May you live to be old and toothless. Blow me, says your lighted candle!

Forget the past, forget the future and please forget the present.

Happy birthday buddy. With age comes wisdom. You’re now the wisest person I know. Best is to say it from the heart and this will bring a special touch while still making the birthday boy or a bday girl laugh.

Respect for all your stuff you have successfully ruined bro. Here are some humorous birthday wishes that focus on drinking and other indulgences. Remember: Not only does wine getter better with age, but age gets better with wine!

To celebrate that, I wish you a very happy birthday. I am happy for you today, even though you are adopted and were found in a bin. You get better with age, my dearest! May all your dreams and wishes come true today and every day. When you want to send funny birthday wishes think of your friend’s personality.

People have different kinds of humor. If you know your friend well and his or her sense of humor, then what’s a bit too much should be easy to spot. For your birthday , I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.

If someone asks if you’re a Go you say ‘YES! Stay Puft will wreck havoc on our town. Rule number one for a happy marriage: never ever miss your wife’s birthday.

So on her special day send her one of these funny or romantic birthday wishes for wife. The best type of funny birthday wishes contain age-related subjects, such as forgetfulness, backaches, napping, deteriorating eyesight, wrinkles, even the lack of sex. The worst funny birthday wishes have to do with the hang-ups of the birthday boy or girl.

Your Age shows on your Bday cake.

You have to blow all the candle by sniffing them. Feel free to browse all our funny images, wishes and message ideas and choose the one you prefer. I hope you never lose your stunning smile! Funny birthday sayings for women Funny birthday sayings for women.

Poor you…Oops, stupid autocorrect, I meant pour you another glass of wine. Once every generation, someone with impeccable taste in wine is born. That person would like to wish you happy birthday!

Whining about getting old won’t help, but wine-ing will. Funny Birthday Wishes Sharing a laugh in a funny birthday card is a great way to personalize a card for someone you know well. Wisecracks about getting older, jokes about over-indulging, gags about gifts (or the lack thereof)—all are good possibilities for funny messages.

Congrats on your birthday you amazing human! For you on your birthday , I wish you a lifetime of happiness, a smaller amount of worries, and a boat load of big dreams coming true. Personalize Animated And Funny.